nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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