This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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