Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Randomize
