That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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