Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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