How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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