I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I believe in your delicious
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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