i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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