So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No subtext here. People are naked.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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