Sry I called you an 8
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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