Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He? As in you personified your dick?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
