Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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