Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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