i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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