remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
