Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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