My brain says no but my pants say off.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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