I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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