I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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