check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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