it hurts more in the daytime
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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