I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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