I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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