If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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