My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Randomize
