He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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