We won't sleep together?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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