i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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