508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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