Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
