I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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