I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
this will be a night to untag.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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