I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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