I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I could fuck to npr.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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