this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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