is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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