Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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