He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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