I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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