Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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