How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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