Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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