you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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