I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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