all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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