Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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