5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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