i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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