We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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