there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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