Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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